cow tongued

"Having a tongue like a cow, smooth one way and rough the other; and hence, one who gives fair or foul language as may suit his purpose."
~Thomas Wright's 'Dictionary of Obsolete and Provincial English,' 1857

One who speaks with eloquence one moment, then swears like a sailor the next, depending on the mood or situation.
Gen George S. Patton was very cow tongued. One minute he could be giving an eloquent speech & the next minute, cuss someone out with language that would make a whore blush.
by Bilgerat984 March 01, 2019
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tongue nasty

A bad bitch with an I don’t give a fuck attitude. Nuts in a bitches mouth and makes them fart it out their ass. They use their split tongue to lick both sides at the same time. Tongue Nasty a FREAK
I met this guy in the grocery store yesterday and he asked me if I would let him bust a nut in my mouth and fart in out onto his face. I asked his name and he said they all call me “Tongue Nasty
by Dtfanal October 30, 2017
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nibba tongue

When a white person has developed the ability to say the word nibba multiple times in a row without actually saying the n word
White Person 1: After about a month of practicing I’ve finally developed the nibba tongue
White Person 2: That’s great n*gga! Oh GOD DAMNIT!
White Person 1: don’t worry you’ll get there my nibba
by Dubiks May 05, 2019
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tongue nippled

The process of cutting ones nipple of with a rusty butter knife then sewing it on to their tongue with there chest hair/dental false.
a nipple sewed on a tongue with hair from the chest called tongue nippled
by swagginninja January 01, 2012
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table tongue

Table Tongue is when you lick a table until your tongue is covered in splinters
Guy 1: AH! Godammit!

Guy 2: Dude what happened?

Guy 1: I tried to do Table Tongue and it fucking hurts

Guy 2: Wow, you're a fucking dumbass
by SpasticMicrophone October 14, 2014
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swamp tongue

your tongue when you eat swamp ass
dang i got swamp tongue from that dirty bitch
by swamp tongue May 17, 2017
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tongue trails

trails left on your computer screen when you clean it off with your tongue
I licked off my computer screen and it got rid of some of the gunk but left tongue trails.
by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) November 23, 2018
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