"Having a tongue like a cow, smooth one way and rough the other; and hence, one who gives fair or foul language as may suit his purpose."
~Thomas Wright's 'Dictionary of Obsolete and Provincial English,' 1857
One who speaks with eloquence one moment, then swears like a sailor the next, depending on the mood or situation.
~Thomas Wright's 'Dictionary of Obsolete and Provincial English,' 1857
One who speaks with eloquence one moment, then swears like a sailor the next, depending on the mood or situation.
Gen George S. Patton was very cow tongued. One minute he could be giving an eloquent speech & the next minute, cuss someone out with language that would make a whore blush.
by Bilgerat984 March 01, 2019
A bad bitch with an I don’t give a fuck attitude. Nuts in a bitches mouth and makes them fart it out their ass. They use their split tongue to lick both sides at the same time. Tongue Nasty a FREAK
I met this guy in the grocery store yesterday and he asked me if I would let him bust a nut in my mouth and fart in out onto his face. I asked his name and he said they all call me “Tongue Nasty”
by Dtfanal October 30, 2017
When a white person has developed the ability to say the word nibba multiple times in a row without actually saying the n word
White Person 1: After about a month of practicing I’ve finally developed the nibba tongue
White Person 2: That’s great n*gga! Oh GOD DAMNIT!
White Person 1: don’t worry you’ll get there my nibba
White Person 2: That’s great n*gga! Oh GOD DAMNIT!
White Person 1: don’t worry you’ll get there my nibba
by Dubiks May 05, 2019
The process of cutting ones nipple of with a rusty butter knife then sewing it on to their tongue with there chest hair/dental false.
by swagginninja January 01, 2012
Guy 1: AH! Godammit!
Guy 2: Dude what happened?
Guy 1: I tried to do Table Tongue and it fucking hurts
Guy 2: Wow, you're a fucking dumbass
Guy 2: Dude what happened?
Guy 1: I tried to do Table Tongue and it fucking hurts
Guy 2: Wow, you're a fucking dumbass
by SpasticMicrophone October 14, 2014
by swamp tongue May 17, 2017
by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) November 23, 2018