80 teeth

Pretty happy I

What so good happened ? You look like if you has 80 teeth

by Nonchenon January 21, 2022

Teeth Moss

You jast ate a fat buger aaaaaand you aint brush dem teets. A layer of a combination of left over foods and random things throughout the day that stay on your teeth and have the consistency of moss. You can scrape it off with your finger nails or the strongest muscle in your body... the tongue. (its actually the butt and thighs, but we wont talk about that)

Gal 1: damn my teeth moss is thicc today, it could last me all winter!
Guy 1: Really??!?!??! I just scraped all of mine off.

by Poopymcpissson June 9, 2021

It’s not the crocodile, it’s the teeth

A phrase referring to a situation you are a part of. You say it to refer to said situation.

“Man, I just failed that math exam, shit sucks” -Person 1
“You know what they say, It’s not the crocodile, it’s the teeth “ -Person 2

by AnonymousUrbanUser778 March 15, 2024

bumping teeth

Extremely bad at making out or inexperienced at kissing

I tried making out with a girl but she was just bumping teeth the whole time

by Semiproleach June 3, 2020

buck teeth bill

a very quriky amongus and fortnite player who has no fiends and has the biggest buck teeth like a chipmunk on crack

buck teeth bill is not loved by his parents

by mbhbbsdkb December 6, 2023

Mountain Teeth

A set of teeth that are discolored and rotten. Often, many or all of them are missing. Primarily found in West Virginia, Kentucky and other Appalachian states.

While traveling through Wheeling, WV, on vacation, I went inside a service station to pay for my fuel and saw a gorgeous girl behind the counter. I decided to flirt with her a little, up until the point she smiled, revealing her hideous mountain teeth. I left.

by sinsix February 10, 2010

No teeth beneath

This is a phrase that you tell someone when they say performing cunnilingus is gross. It's a retort suggesting there's no danger to doing it as there are no teeth involved.

Darryl: "Man, Antonio you gettin' in there with your mouth on her? She's been around and seems unclean."
Antonio: "She's clean and that's all gossip. Giving the kiss of bliss is another way I express my feelings for her. It brings us both pleasure. Besides, no teeth beneath so it's safer than necking. Ha! Don't be so all salad, now, lil' D"

by von groovy July 1, 2024