Storm Crust

Residue and debris left from a storm that may have passed. Could consist of dirty windows, debris, dusty doors, damaged outerwear etc.

My windshield was so dirty with storm crust, that I thought I saw a buffalo running across the road!

by Breezy Webster February 20, 2019

mythical perfect storm

A legendary state that exists only in Rob's mind that states that one owns all three magic monkeys (A, D and M).

Rob is delusional in his thoughts that he has the mythical perfect storm.

by RCole February 13, 2008

Storm Trooper

Elite soldiers under the control of Darth Sidious in the Star Wars franchise. These Troopers acting in numbers, as it is commonly known by the internet that they have bad aim.

That Storm Trooper became a bartender. The only problem is that he can't take any shots.
A Storm Trooper pointed his gun at his head because he was unhappy with his life, but when he pulled the trigger, he shot the wall next to him instead.

by That_One_Generic_Guy March 30, 2016

booty storm

The stuff even worse than the stuff that dogs bring in after playing in the yard.

"Geez-louise, look at all that booty storm!"

by Grungus April 18, 2018

Trumpical Storm

A whirlwind of chaotic and divisive political discourse typically centered around the actions, statements, or policies of the former American President Donald Trump, and often characterized by heated debates, passionate arguments, and a deluge of memes and viral content across social media platforms.

The latest Trumpical Storm is about how Donald Trump is persecuted by the media.

by Type2GenomeManiac May 31, 2024

bar storming

to bar hop in an aggressive and dominating manner

Yeah, we commenced to bar storming after the tequila ran out.

by skeet40 October 13, 2010

Candida Storm

A furious influx of Candida sp. yeast in the vagina. Can result from Molasses Contra.. Symptoms include burning and itching.

Totally had a Molasses Contra Scandal with my girlfriend, now she is experiencing a Candida storm.

by DamnitCamn July 4, 2011