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Shit roulette

Noun

1. a form of play or sport, when a group of friends take turns to evacuate their bowels, without viewing what is in the bowl. Will do coffee enema/ eat coffee grounds.

2. the person to make contact; feces to rectum, loses the game.
“ hahaha your bum got poopy because you lost shit roulette
by Musical spirits January 17, 2020
mugGet the Shit roulettemug.

Gas Roulette

The "game" of trying to decide if you should get gasoline today, or the next day without the prices dropping or raising in your favor.
I lost gas roulette today. I bought gas yesterday at $3.45 and now today it's $3.15.

I won gas roulette today! I bought gas for $2.99 yesterday, and now today it's $3.15!
by Sephia8 August 20, 2015
mugGet the Gas Roulettemug.

American Roulette

When you grab a cops gun and try to shoot yourself before another cop shoots you.
“Bro what happen to Jim, heard he went to the hospital

“Dude, he tried to play American Roulette”
by k1ng.k3rm1t February 6, 2024
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American Roulette

Russian roulette but instead of putting one round and spin the cylinder, you take a semi-auto pistol, put one round in the magazine, load it in, and rack the slide.

guaranteed death unless its a dud, or just shoot at the opponent
drunk guy 1: Hey lets play Russian roulette
drunk guy 2: nah American roulette better
drunk guy 1: ok teach me how play
drunk guy 2: *pulls out a glock, loads one round into magazine, puts it in, racks the slide, shoots self*
*BOOM*
drunk guy 1: uhhhh.....guess I won?
by Unholy Saint January 2, 2024
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Double barrelled work jerk roulette

Getting a work mate, willing or unwilling and strapping both of your cocks together forming a ‘double barrel’ take turns at cocking the gun once each, whoever blows it has to snort it and let it go down the back of the throat.
I hope He doesn’t wake up during this double barrelled work jerk roulette.

It’s almost lunchtime did you bring the elastic bands for the double barrelled work jerk ?

we’re not supposed to maintain eye contact during a double barrelled work jerk
by Danimal in oz December 18, 2017
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Panty roulette

When you've ran out if clean panties but need a pair so you resort to wearing the oldest pair in hopes they have had sufficient time to air out
Great, I just got called into work but it's laundry day and I don't have clean panties! What do I do?
Panty roulette it!, grab a pair that's aired out, throw in a panty liner and do what ya gotta do!
by BeatBee February 6, 2022
mugGet the Panty roulettemug.

Conception Roulette

When a bunch of guys each get a condom and poke a hole in one then put all of them in a bowl and each grab a random one
Hey babe I forgot to tell you, me and the boys played conception roulette a few months ago before we did it and I think I lost
by Dr knowsit January 23, 2020
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