Poor tori...

A term you say around any female who isnt named tori, (if they are named tori, say poor zoe) to freak them out and create awkward moments.

Dash: poor tori...
Jack: but im Jack!
Dash: poor tori...
Jack: what?

by Dash Reid April 11, 2008

Penny Pot Poor

Being so skint that you resort to emptying your penny pot and cashing in your coppers in order to make it until the end of the month.

Sorry mate, I can't make it to the pub tonight I'm Penny Pot Poor.

by SnugglebumTheDestroyer October 19, 2010

poor bloody mary

A bitch so broke she wears the same pad for her entire cycle

Damn I fucked up and married a nasty ass poor bloody Mary. Them hoes are some Nasty poor bloody Marys

by ronin007 March 6, 2014

Poor

A person that is Extremely Skinny

You need to eat more, you’re starting to get Poor

by Dmoney1000 November 9, 2019

poor man’s lemonade

marmalade

did you guys know marmalade is often referred to as poor man’s lemonade?

by xmasanarchist September 20, 2022

Poor Man's Bidet

When you poop and it plops into the water and splashes your bottom.

"That just splashed all over me!"
"Poor man's bidet"

by kiefferteefer March 20, 2023

Poor Flower

Used as a descriptive word in a sympathetic way, Usually in kind context when someone gets injured.

Aw, you poor flower, did you hurt yourself?

by Devvydoodles September 17, 2022