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Academic Pick me

A person that doesn’t put in any effort at school or work and then complains when they are failing.
Jason: why am I failing English?
Katie: you haven’t read the book and you haven’t even started the paper that’s due tomorrow.
Jason: but I don’t understand why I’m failing!
Katie: It’s because your an Academic Pick me!
by Virum69.99 February 2, 2023
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a new pope was picked

Kelly's boyfriend ruled a blunt for her before a new pope was picked.
by Shortbuspoker October 22, 2022
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Second Pick Friend

That one friend who you only hang out with when everyone else in the friend group is taken and you have no one else to partner up/hang out with. Usually tends to be someone who's half funny and a little bit interesting with a single quirk that allows them to be in your friend group.
Bob: Hey Joe, wanna partner for gym class?
Joe: Nah, I'm with Rick.
Bob: Alright how about you Deb?
Deb: I'm with Alan, sorry. Guess you'll have to partner with our Second Pick Friend, Zack
Bob: Ah shit.
by TheLastPizzaRoll February 14, 2020
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Cotton picking minute

A very long minute
Give me a dern cotton picking minute before you start asking for more clothes!
by Jsutt August 21, 2017
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pick-up forfeiture

In any pick up game, when you lose an item of gameplay because of your stupidity, anger, craziness, etc. you forfeit the game automatically.
Basil kicked the soccer ball into an unretrievable area that was locked off, so he lost the game because of pick-up forfeiture.
by AxJaL June 25, 2020
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Apple Picking Weekend

A bad weekend of NFL football when there are no good matchups or fun games to gamble on.
There are no good games this weekend. Perfect time to appease the wife and kids for an apple picking weekend or go to the pumpkin patch.
by Bill Simmons Spoiled Son October 13, 2020
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Pick on Sahri day

The 28th of October is the day you can pick on anyone named Sahri and they can’t get mad at you 😊
Omg look Sahri it’s you 🐀🐀
Sahri: omg is it pick on Sahri day or something
by Slaygirlypop October 27, 2023
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