Jon Blough

A Jon Blough is based off of the original "BLOUGH", the act of fluffing up a penis to 45% erect and then slapping someone on the face while they are unconscious. A Jon Blough on the otherhand is the act of taking a shit on the unconscious person's face followed by a massage using a 79.147% erect penis to spread around the "chocolate".
Because my boyfriend gave me a Jon Blough, i completely fucked him up......
by 79.123erect July 23, 2009
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Jon Veet

Noun. Used as a synonym to the word somebody, anybody, or person/people.
Can also be shortened to "Veet"
"Who were you on the phone with?"
"It was Jon Veet."
by darthveeder October 23, 2014
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Jon Jon

A Jon Jon is a Canadian gorgeous snack. You wont find him in the USA unless it is a rare condition where he visits for a couple years. He’s short and loves him some wood.🦫
He’s so “🦫”, he must be Jon Jon.
by Trevorcoolguy1 November 22, 2021
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Jon Jon

Most dangrous jit ever. Never disrespect jon jon.
Jit 1: Jon Jon jus said he would slap me, i'm finna beat his ass.
Jit 2: JON JON, the nigga who got a metal plate in his mouth, Jon Jon
Jit 3; JON JON, the nigga who faught a pitbull with his bare hands and won, Jon Jon
by Not a Lavoris December 07, 2023
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Jon Jon

A very great and open person once you get to know him better. He often gets side tracked but he finds the right people to be around and makes everyone happy. Often gives his own happiness for others and he only looks for the best in others and wants to bring others to their best version of themselves. Don't be Jonathan, be a Jon Jon <3
Omg you're such a Jon Jon, ugh fxck this homework lol!!
by 350149 November 22, 2021
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jon-jon

king of the wild frontier silicone duckyfleshlightpoop=bucket-4rum-roof-was-landed
hey jon-jon lets go to the gaybar to bash on some queers
by silicone jon-jon ducky May 10, 2019
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jon’s mom

Large and in charge... a true supporter of our armed forces! Proud mamma... continues to make Dan a lucky man while raising an honorable YNCM!
-What should Randy name his dog?

-Jon’s Mom.
by JTOX4D March 04, 2021
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