in my basement really high playing guitar

knocking a man named Jackson off a scooter at 20mph

David: "Where were you the night that Jackson fell off of his scooter at 20 mph"
Mark: "I was in my basement really high playing guitar"

by WadedVinos July 17, 2020

string his guitar

a handjob

"I'm going to Bob's later tonight to string his guitar"

by sweg111111 April 29, 2016

The Guitar

When a gentleman is sitting down and masturbating while he's fingering his lady there is standing up so it look like he's playing a guitar

Gentleman: I really dont feel like having sex tonight honny. Can't i just masturbate in peace.
Lady: Come on baby. Can't you atleast make the guitar so i also can get som fun?
Gentleman: Fine.
Lady: Atleast i will get something bigger than your dick tonight.
Gentleman: .....

by The_dirty_poet May 27, 2016

hendrix a guitar

setting fire to and/or burning your guitar

how to hendrix a guitar

*person smashing guitar*

person 2: what the hell man?
person 1: i'm doing a hendrix!

by flamingfretboard October 9, 2012

Guitar player

Scarily good.
Probably has more guitars than friends.

Donavan- “I have 5 guitars!”
Lexi- “your a guitar player? So you have no friends?”
Donavan- “aren’t you my friend?”
*awkward silence*

by Bitchless-Lesbian October 23, 2023

guitar orgy

When having 6 women start fucking eachother on top of a man while he watches. A guitar orgy will also attract many other women towards you. The man under the women mating will sing a song while the women will try to sing as well.

" Dude I just had a guitar orgy."

" Fucking cool man!"

by Kringeytv December 20, 2016

lammys._.guitar

One of my tt bestis, very snazzy

1. Ayo do you follow @lammys._.guitar?

2. No who's that
1. Heccing uncultured

by Kentuckyfriedkiddies May 31, 2021