GAINS O clock

TIME TO GET YOUR ASS UP AND LIFT

YO WHAT TIME IS IT?! ITS FUCKING GAINS O CLOCK .

by ffrey421 December 24, 2019

Chocolate Alarm Clock

The act of shitting upon one's face whilst sleeping for the purpose of awakening them.

To sum up the heighth of his shitty morning, he was given a "Chocolate Alarm Clock".

by GayNegroid69 February 15, 2020

clock factory worker

A person who works in a clock factory. I’m not sure why you need a definition of this, as it is fairly self-explanatory.

“Well, I’m off to the clock factory! The address is tinyurl.com/y69ayyto” said Ozzy, the clock factory worker.

by ozzy.from.survivor July 23, 2020

Cock-O-Clock

Verb// When it's that time to give your ol lady that good good sex.

Or a woman ready to go out a find a lil some some

Her-Honey, what time is it? Him-It's Cock-O-Clock baby!!!

2 women in talking- Girl friend it's about Cock-O-Clock up in here, i been havin a dry spell lets go find a man!

by McKhaos! December 10, 2022

Alabama Alarm Clock

When you wake a person by urinating on his/her face or head.

"You hear that Glenn woke up Darlene with the Alabama Alarm Clock?"

"Oof, must suck."

by Chimken smamndimwich December 14, 2020

Bond o' clock

7 minutes past midnight. (When your digital clock would display 0:07 O' clock.)

"I'll go to bed. It's already Bond o' clock, and I have to et up early."

by ChaosNDisaster June 17, 2013

what up with the clock?

A saying for asking what time it is or asking what someones plans are for the rest of the day.

Ex. 1
Ryan: I don't got my watch on me, do you know what with the clock?

Oscar: Yeah no problem, its 5:41.

Ex. 2
John: Yo Matt, what up with the clock?

Matt: Not much, just got some homework.

by DuhClock March 17, 2023