Geezer On A Bike

When you see an old man riding his bike down the road slowly and it's your choice if he gets hit by some toast.

This is how you could use Geezer On A Bike in a conversation.

You: Hey Milly! How's it going?
Milly: Good! I was just about to eat some toast (optional)
You: Oh well... Look at this geezer on his bike *points at him*
Milly: I can imagine him getting hit by toast

by TheGentleTard April 26, 2019

Danger biking

To ride the handle of a knife

I went danger biking at the weekend

by Dick chease February 26, 2021

Bike seat

A man who is a whore and is available to all who try

“What’s up with chad?”
“Oh, he’s become the town bike seat at this point”
“Tough break”

by JLco June 13, 2022

bike riding

at my school sex was switched to riding a bike.
so we used to just make jokes about riding a bike.

Person 1: can you ride a bike with me

Person 2: do you remember the sex ed presentation

Person 1: oh f-

Person 2: i mean we can go bike riding not sexually

by ImJustASnom March 13, 2021

Curry Bike

Uber eats, Menulog, Doordash or any type of takeaway or takeout(American usage) bicycle delivery service. These cycles are usually electric and riden by workers from the subcontinent . Easily identified by square food receptacles attached to their bike or back. In addition they have disregard for road rules and often change lanes randomly and cross the road at pedestrian crossings. Their riding thought to be made worse by their constant checking of their mobile phone which is attached to the handle bars.

Mate ! I was driving down Glenferrie Road and nearly cleaned up two Curry Bikes. One pulled right in front of me the other ran a red light!

by J,may March 29, 2025

Madelines bike

Slang term for an object that is no longer used or needed.

That lawn mower is about as much use as madelines bike .

by Danny214689 January 6, 2022

Bike humper

Biker humper refers to people who are overly attached to their little bicycles in defiance of a car centric city. Typically, they insult anyone who likes cars.

"Look at this bike humper on Twitter! He really hates people who like SUVs."

by Spear960 March 31, 2023