Dick Weasel

Someone who weasels around for the dick.

God jared your such a dick weasel

by Zack And Cheese September 26, 2022

weasel

is a name for a small lanky guy who would rather fly than fight, always happens to get into bad situations and does anything to get out of also enjoys soft foods like jelly and custard.

hey weasel get back here

by The Advantageous DJ & Salazar April 3, 2011

Cheese Weasel

A derogatory term for Lebanese bears fans who whole personality is the Chicago Bears

person 1: Hey, you are a cheese weasel!
person 2: Im not even Lebanese!!

by luke214169420 September 21, 2025

Weasel Whacking

A Term Used By Some Gamers To Refer To Hard-Scoping While Aimed Down a Hallway

God Damnit That Son Of a Bitch is Weasel Whacking!!

by Arbiter19963 January 14, 2011

pish weasel

Someone who knows how to really piss you off!

The boss is being a complete pish weasel today!

by TCL&J April 19, 2018

Pussy Weasel

A term for a male penis. Defined as a long, slender, aggressive creature that likes to bury itself in a tight warm hole.

Chris McCallion from Hull, Massachusetts couldn’t control his Pussy Weasel after he unzipped his jeans, Sarah Sullivan from Cohasset, Massachusetts was excited after Chris’s Pussy Weasel found refuge in her tight warm hole.

by Duckdog39 October 18, 2019

fung weasel

A fucking busybody up and everybody's business who needs to be minding her own or his own business

Don't be such a fung weasel ,mind your own business.

by ShellBell*0ICU812 March 22, 2023