Cum Trail

The Cum Trail refers to the path one takes after ejaculating, usually to a bathroom, to clean up their shameful mess. On the way, cum tends to slide off of the hands and body onto the floor unknowingly, thus creating a trail of cum.
I wonder how much jizz has been left in the wake of my Cum Trail.

I've partaken on my Cum Trail journey so much, the carpet is starting to fester.
by Sparsse May 29, 2021
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Portland Trail Mix

Shit piss period blood and semen mixed into you significant others drink while having intercouse and watching Ted 2
Vinnie- bro I just had some Portland trail mix

Jackson Howell- yummy leave some for me nextime

Vinnie- idk I might be hungry
by The Liberian February 28, 2025
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Gold Trail School

A Garbage school in the Wastes of California that has the Greediest teachers and worst air quality of all of America.
Let's go to Gold Trail School and die of Bad air
by DillieDillie12 February 24, 2025
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The Campaign Trail

Fucking torture. The Discord server especially. And it's also a browser game that you can mod, so go crazy!!!
The Campaign Trail is a browser game created by Dan Bryan.
by tready1659 November 25, 2022
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do you like trail mix

If someone ask if you like trail mix they

are typically asking if you like nuts in your mouth.
D: Hey do you like trail mix?
M: I guess so yeah?
D: Ha lol
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Vapor Trail

When male ejaculate dries on a fabric surface and disappears, but leaves a hard edged wrinkle on the fabric, causing it to crease.
by Moira49 January 04, 2011
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Texas snail trail

The aftermath of the most epic cream pie trail made by the woman from scooting from the middle of the bed towards the end.
by NeecyMae August 07, 2022
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