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Blak Banana Mafia

Criminal organization made up of displaced Haitian immigrants after the 1-12-2010 earthquake that struck Port-au-Prince. With connections still in Haiti they run guns and drugs and take care of anyone in their way. Chapters, as they call them, have sprouted up in New Orleans, Los Angeles, Las Vegas, Seattle, Kansas City, Chicago, Miami, Key West, New York. When the state penitentiary crumbled many high profile criminals escaped and now run Chapters in American cities. Due to discrimantion they have turned extremely violent.
by Meridith Adams January 16, 2011
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Italian Mafia agent (hugo)

There is an Italian mafia agent liver here in Outer Mongolia, he wears his leather coat and keeps his automatitic weapon in his mafia style breif case, His name is hugo(a typical mafia name). He shuffles around at the dead of night and scares the living day lights out of small defenceless children. He is soon to be promoted to a Mafia God and he will rule the Outer Mongolian regions. He also drives a vauxall chavalier which is most un-mafia like. Probably to keep a low profile though. His hair is gelled in the most mafia-ish style, short and gelled back! He will never leave the proximity of his house without his leather coat and breifcase. Every thing from head to foot is mafia-ish even his leg! If anyone see's him shuffling arount outer mongolia then they should keep far away because he is convicted kitten killer. DANGER
Italian Mafia agent (hugo) This is a post from one of his friends;

hugo is an Italian Mafia agent he keeps his weapon in his breif case ad he drives a renault how uncool! richard is a chav...obviously jont: i cud say so much grrrrr random chomper, fish, cheese and a bit of banana smoothie combined with biscuit peelings ad some text book pages to compliment- how unique ad a bit more fish, its the late show jow about driving about in your very own mini one its a fantastic mini one you text spire plus your bid in pence texts cost alot of money its your chance to win whos this party girl dolls i know you do thats why wenever come around its easy to see a in the back of your mind i no i have 300 letters to go phew this is boring ad i bet noon e has bothered to read this far so im going to ramble on about nothing much except richard is a chav ad he stole his new alfa, 2000 smacceroones yea right!! dont beleive that at all wheres the violin case hugo! the machine gun is in the boot.. anywy im nerly done ad i understand that fish = some peple mwah
by Nick Raceee January 22, 2007
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Hell's Island Mafia (H.I.M.)

a group of the most highly respected individuals in NE North Carolina. Highly competitive organization to join and membership is sought by many of the hardest indivduals in the area and beyond. This organization has been spreading in rapidly and will be on the national scene soon.
Look here comes those boys from the H.I.M. dont make any eye contact and only speak when spoken to.
by Cronisms (H.I.M) December 24, 2004
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Goon Mafia

Garrett Betty Conner Buster Smith
Garrett smith is goon mafia. It totally was his woods and Johnnys dick
by Aaron Mesey January 13, 2022
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Mafia Mystery Community

"'hey i'm thinking of joining this community called the Mafia Mystery Community'
*proceeds to die of cringe*"
by troutorama April 29, 2021
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Vagina Mafia

Popular shows made for women, starting with daytime television for housewives, like the View.

The organization has been expanded in recent years to include folks like Emma Watson and Hannah Gadsby, even Jimmy Fallon (a rare male member of the clandestine group).

The male equivalent (dick mafia?) would be something like the Joe Rogan Experience, or the now discontinued Opie and Anthony show.
"You know who I'm talking about? Oprah and them, the vagina mafia!"
by JarHead773 March 8, 2022
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IKEA Mafia

A nickname given by Number Five for three Swedish brothers sent by the commission to kill the Hargreeves in The Umbrella Academy, the more formal and more official term for them being "The Swedes"
"You can either stay here and wait for the IKEA Mafia to come back to kill you, or you can come with me"-Five, telling Viktor to leave the farm
by GeodeShark July 30, 2024
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