Mr. List

The common name often used to describe a pedophile. He is an old man who is very sexual and can deceive you by thinking he is a sweet old man.

Mr. List touched my boob in the hallway on “accident”
I hooked up with Mr.List last night and he gave me the time of my life.

by Brother 69 May 29, 2019

Injured List

To be deficient or not have enough.

Person #1: Hey, let's go out tonight!
Person#2: I can't my feddy is on the injured list right now.

by Callyce01 August 8, 2019

M-List Celebrity

Someone famous for running an instagram meme account with more than 1k followers

"My meme account just hit 1k followers, I'm officially an M-List Celebrity now!"

by shadystones666 May 24, 2018

life list

“Life lists” can help people understand what is truly important in life. Unlike Bucket Lists, Life Lists can help you clarify what you want, things to change and how get there.

Have you wrote your life list yet? It’s just like a bucket list, but it helps define the things you want in life more clearly.

by A quiet place May 27, 2018

listing markup

Printing out code to draw on it; what you draw is based on what you're trying to understand.

Dude, use listing markup to understand that method before you refactor it.

by mkem114 May 28, 2018

National "Do Not Call" List abuser

Similar to the infamous "reverse identity theft" strategy that a dishonest/selfish person uses in an attempt to avoid responsibility/prosecution for a crime that he did indeed commit, this type of sleazeball irrelevantly mentions the National "Do Not Call" Registry anytime he wishes to avoid having to deal with business/complaints which the local authorities or other 100%-legitimate parties have phoned him about and are attempting to discuss with him.

A National "Do Not Call" List abuser pretends that he honestly believes that any caller whom he doesn't want to talk to (cops, angry neighbors/businessmen, bill/tax-collectors, etc.) is just a nameless telemarketer in disguise, and who is merely posing as the real authority-figure who actually **is** needing to discuss some urgent/serious matter with him. This "Excuse me, but I don't believe that you're really ___; I suspect that you're just claiming that in an attempt to sell me something or pressure me into listening to your long-winded/hard-sell sales-pitch. I am on the National 'Do Not Call' list; please remove my name from your mailing-list" strategy can often be surprisingly effective, especially since many telemarketers and crank-callers actually **do** falsely identify themselves as a wronged individual or authority-figure in an attempt to compel the person whom they call to listen to them and/or be upset/intimidated, and so it is indeed conceivable that someone might automatically suspect that the unwelcome caller was merely an impersonator, especially if the person answering the phone had supposedly been of innocent mind and therefore had not expected to be contacted by anyone in authority.

by QuacksO December 17, 2017

Dodge List

A list of males or females that shouldn’t be considered for a relationship of any kind. Usually someone that cheats, has an STD, or gives off really bad vibes.

John actually went for someone on the dodge list? He must be desperate.

by FratDefs February 2, 2020