Jared is a tanned sexy radgie man who loves cocaine so much it’s sometimes all he thinks about , his penis is the fattest and biggest in all the land but sometimes seems to be a problem when it comes to small girls … he always loves to shuffle and do stupid things that he doesn’t think about
by Sexy brunette girl November 23, 2021
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Someone who is always willing to love , someone who is loving , someone who is handsome , someone who is sexy , someone who is litteraly the best guy , he can act gay but he’s just joking , he laughs a lot at simple things , you can say poop and he’ll burst out laughing ,is very broke but very resourceful, he’ll do about anything to not be bored but he is a great guy , if you get a Jared in life he rules , Jared’s can certainly be mean but at the end he’ll be nice 😊
by Theguywhodefines😢 November 23, 2021
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Get the jared mug.This phrase can be seen in the comment section of outrageous or otherwise shocking posts to express disturbance, confusion, or surprise. It refers to the popular vine “My name is Jared, I’m 19, and I never learned how to fucking read”
*A tweet vividly describing someones sexual fantasy involving feet, motor oil, 13 male strippers, toothpaste, used toilet paper, and a bidet*
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“Man, I wish I was Jared, 19”
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“Man, I wish I was Jared, 19”
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