hit off

Another saying for jacking off. Much, much funnier though. It originally comes from playing a game of tips in basketball and scoring 20 and needing to hit off to 21.

Man this chick makes me want to hit off.
Announcer: Johnson to the line, he needs to hit off here.

by Pipe Line February 27, 2008

Hit or miss

Horrible song with horrible lyrics that annoys that crap outa me

Person: HIT OR MISS!
Me: Fuck you

by LesbianWerewolf December 12, 2018

hit the bid

1. To quickly sell shares of a stock so as to avoid a terrible financial loss.
This is not the same as simply selling stock in a company which can be offered out in the open market at the offering price. When you hit the bid on a stock your selling it a the bid price which is lower than the offering price. Your selling it at the market to the lowest bidder. You don't care because you just want to get the fuck out of the stock before you go to the poor house.

"Remberber that piece of shit bio-tech I bought last month?"

"Yeah!"

"They came out with news stating that their cancer drug actually causes cancer. The fucking stock fell out of bed. I had to hit the bid but I still took a bath."

by Suck it Cuddy13 May 24, 2009

Hit Kumar

Guarantee Kumar is known as Hit Kumar. Most loved superstar Akshay Kumar is baap of Bollywood. He always give Hit movies.

Hit kumar strikes again on Box office.

by Haklatard August 6, 2019

nose hit

To inhale smoke off a substance (usually Marijuana) through the nose as opposed to the mouth.

After I took a fat freshie off the bowl I pulled in a quick nose hit.

by MustangGT October 6, 2005

hit and split

synonym for fuck and chuck.

Hey jonny are you still seeing that girl?
No, I hit and split.

by noogie December 7, 2004

Milky Hit

When you take a hit of weed and when you exhale your smoke is very white or "milky" looking. Usually milkiest hits come from bongs but they can be achieved through basically anything including a bowl, pipe, or joint. Milky hits are usually what people like to do smoke tricks with such as smoke rings or ghost inhales.

I took such a milky hit man. My atom bomb was so perfect.

by batman is my bitch December 21, 2010