drumpf

The noise made by one's rectum when evacuating noxious gases while clearing the anal passage.
The loud drumpfs emanating from Paul's bathroom clearly indicated discomfort with his dinner choice .
by Noogie June 02, 2016
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hit and split

Hey jonny are you still seeing that girl?
No, I hit and split.
by noogie December 07, 2004
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