handshake the ben franklin

Light manipulation of the boner to ensure pleasure.
I love to handshake the ben franklin during school.
by Martinz January 16, 2008
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Emerald City Handshake

the act of group unified masturbation to pictures of strapping athletes
"hey what did you guys do after the game?"

"went back to Claivons for an Emerald City Handshake"
by the beer bear July 09, 2014
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trucker handshake

the act of when Dale Holgate decides that he is going to rape a little boy, but since Dale is impotent, he cant get it up and decides to pee into the boys asshole simulating ejaculation.

also, all truckers are gay.
1337mas: "Ms. Stroy, have you ever shaken hands with a trucker,? ya know, its like a formal greeting of sorts.."
Stroy: "well yes i have shaken hands with a trucker."
by ASE June 17, 2004
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new daddy handshake

The myth surrounding having sex with a pregnant woman, in that the man's penis will come in contact with the fetus during intercourse. The possibility of such a horrid encounter is one of man's greatest turn-offs.
Damn, Daphne is literally glowing when she's pregnant and everything about her makes me want to have sex with her, but there's no chance in hell I risk getting a new daddy handshake.
by dmonet November 06, 2007
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Las Vegas Handshake

Introducing yourself to a female by copping a quick feel.
Kurt met some lovely ladies at the pool and introduced himself with a Las Vegas handshake.
by Mr. Buckeye Bean September 11, 2010
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Kansas City Handshake

when meeting with group of friends, you are immediately handed a bowl/bong/joint/blunt
Jack: I went over to my buddy's the other day and when I walked nobody even said what's up, they just handed me the weed.

Jill: Good old Kansas City Handshake
by Nosferatu1990 October 31, 2011
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umpa lumpa handshake

The act of masturbation after eating an entire bag of Cheetos.
"So I was sitting in my parents basement enjoying some Cheetos and porn, when i gave myself a umpa lumpa handshake. Let me tell you it was the best handshake ever!"
by Steve Uknow February 28, 2011
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