by Martinz January 16, 2008
by the beer bear July 09, 2014
the act of when Dale Holgate decides that he is going to rape a little boy, but since Dale is impotent, he cant get it up and decides to pee into the boys asshole simulating ejaculation.
also, all truckers are gay.
also, all truckers are gay.
1337mas: "Ms. Stroy, have you ever shaken hands with a trucker,? ya know, its like a formal greeting of sorts.."
Stroy: "well yes i have shaken hands with a trucker."
Stroy: "well yes i have shaken hands with a trucker."
by ASE June 17, 2004
The myth surrounding having sex with a pregnant woman, in that the man's penis will come in contact with the fetus during intercourse. The possibility of such a horrid encounter is one of man's greatest turn-offs.
Damn, Daphne is literally glowing when she's pregnant and everything about her makes me want to have sex with her, but there's no chance in hell I risk getting a new daddy handshake.
by dmonet November 06, 2007
by Mr. Buckeye Bean September 11, 2010
Jack: I went over to my buddy's the other day and when I walked nobody even said what's up, they just handed me the weed.
Jill: Good old Kansas City Handshake
Jill: Good old Kansas City Handshake
by Nosferatu1990 October 31, 2011
"So I was sitting in my parents basement enjoying some Cheetos and porn, when i gave myself a umpa lumpa handshake. Let me tell you it was the best handshake ever!"
by Steve Uknow February 28, 2011