Greg

Miserable HVAC tech, never satisfied, loves Pepsi

Don’t name your kid Greg

by Trippytripp89 December 31, 2019

Greg

Greg is the father of all. He loves boats, but he loves his children the most.
He is also the most handsome guy to ever exist. He also has the strength and looks of Captain America.
If asked to do a dive roll, will complete one 90% of the time.

If the word "boat" is said, he will look around to see if there is one near.

Person 1: "Woah! That guy is so handsome, honest, and is an absolute DAD!"
Person 2: "Yeah he is a total Greg!"

by Ilovegreg123 November 23, 2021

Gregged

The act of leaving the room unannounced, going home, not showering, leaving a stink bomb like sims do in the sims, making up things for attention, and having every STD possible.

motherfucker gregged

by fuck-bitches-get-money-42069 December 28, 2022

Greg

The fastest growing army

Greg IS the actual fastest-growing army (J.O.I.N US)

by anonymous November 26, 2020

Gregging about

To be extremely lazy and not get anything done

"Yo Greg stop Gregging about man, the boss wont be happy"

by Greg McGreggypants October 15, 2022

The story of greg's life

1. Narcissistic and infantile.

2. Having delusions of political grandeur.

Dude, your blog is more narcissistic than the story of greg's life.

by yomismo August 24, 2008

Greg

A person who loves chicken soup, and subscribes to Danny Gonzalez.

"Yo dude are you Greg?"
"Yeah I am Greg."
"You are such a epic and cool Gregma Male."

A Greg is a person who loves chicken soup, and subscribes to Danny Gonzalez

by SandwichEaterGuy October 30, 2022