bros before flops

same thing as bros before hoes, just this time it's about computers and not hoes

Damn, she wanted to give me a 2080ti if I went home with her, but then I realised I had a meeting with my homie tonight.

bros before flops

by howdy1! January 19, 2022

flop 'n' chop

A vasectomy.

"What appointment are you here for today?" asked the urologist.
"Flop 'n' chop!" I said, while enjoying the buzz of my Valium pill.

by Mindraker May 1, 2009

Flip Flop Guy

A guy who only wears flip flops.

Wow! I've noticed that Matt only wears flip flops. Let's call him flip flop guy!

by California Mountain Snake October 4, 2004

Mexican Belly Flop

When a Hispanic person (not necessarily Mexican) attempts to cross the border via Rio Grande and falls on their stomach into the river.

"Hey get that there Mexican, he's tryna cross... Oh... Never mind it don't matter no more... just another Mexican belly flop. I'll get 'em!

by lolokthatfunny November 15, 2009

Watermelon Flip Flop

1) A pseudonym used by girls. It usually refers to a guy one of them likes.

2) Jackasses who call their female friends/girls who like them bitches or sluts behind their backs.

3) Douchius Maximus

Dude, watermelon flip flop just called me a bitch!

by fudanhartknda October 2, 2010

top n flop

A rhyming pair of verbs meaning for one to get topped off, (a.k.a. getting head) and then for one to flop over to get a back rub. First you top, then you flop!

Gregory's girlfriend Drea is a keeper, she gives him a top n flop every day!

Whatta lucky dude, he gets topped off - head in bed - and then flops over for back massage on the regular. He calls this her top & flop move!

by dr.drea3000 June 15, 2020

Hollister Flip-Flop

A very preppy indiviual who enjoys sports, his/her low IQ and popping their collar. A Hollister Flip-flop doesn't even need to own a pair of flip-flops to fall under the category, just shop at Abercrombie, Aeropostale, American Eagle and of course Hollister.

Wow, Jordon just popped his collar, he is such a Hollister Flip-flop, and is he wearing pre-ripped jeans?

by mikesss September 28, 2005