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fire avanzada

When a man sets a woman's pubic hair on fire and proceeds to put it out with his own skeet.
"Dude, (insert name here) and I had a hot fire avanzada last night. He almost ran out of skeet.
by schloober September 24, 2010
mugGet the fire avanzadamug.

Chicago Fire

A dope show that has gone down ever since Otis died.
Damn, did you see that new episode of Chicago Fire?
by fdny81 December 27, 2021
mugGet the Chicago Firemug.

Fire Pwned

When something is fire pwned, it means the entire event is already over before it ever even happened. A paradoxical phenomenon that seems to be so appropriately represented in all things on the internet, given the near instantaneous rate at which things become irrelevant or obsolete.
1. It's 2001 and you get Warcraft 7 in the mail. You open the box only to find a piece of paper that reads, "YOU WIN!". Fire Pwned. It's already over.

2. By the time you click a link on the internet, you're already over it.

3. It's so over, I don't even know why I'm still talking about it.
by Doctor Banzai May 14, 2011
mugGet the Fire Pwnedmug.

ur fired

when someone fails or dose any thing that should have bein better
(an unfunny joke) ur fired!

fails
by calijag November 8, 2010
mugGet the ur firedmug.

Fire wood

Male plagued with chlamydia or Gonorrhea.

Male who is gifted in the underpants.

Wood cut for the purpose of burning to stay warm or cook food
She was a great time, but I got stuck with freaking fire wood.

Dang, Paul rocked my world with that curved fire wood.

I’m a stud at cutting up firewood
by Pdiddypablo April 23, 2018
mugGet the Fire woodmug.

Colonel Fire

The postition given to a man that exceeds the expectations of crack addicts and sex offenders. He patrols the hall of a dorm to make sure there's no fires or fire hazards. This man has a built in fire hose. Also has an office in the community bathroom.
Zach: Fire!!!

Matt: Go get Colonel Fire!

Zach: Can't, he's in the office.

Matt: FML!
by Mayo Sanchez October 8, 2009
mugGet the Colonel Firemug.

fire-hrea

"Dude, I total had fire-hrea last night. I now have 2nd degree burns"
by Joel \m/ January 21, 2008
mugGet the fire-hreamug.

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