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Hot Eclair

1. When a man defecates on a woman's chest and then masturbates and ejaculates on the excrement.
I thought she was the girl of my dreams until she asked me to give her a Hot Eclair.
by Double D done dirt cheap November 18, 2019
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Hot Woman

A woman that I really want to have sex with
by Potatogodman May 20, 2021
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hot bones

by sassyso January 9, 2008
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hot 20

A $20 suck and fuck behind a dumpster next to a gas station. The rule is, if you're married then you get to wear a condom but usually you can fool the guy with a cheap fake ring.
I went to the 7/11 for a hot 20 but wanted a hot Carleton as well so I had to pay the extra five bucks and also buy some fried chicken and coffee from the gas station so I could have poop on my chest while having dumpster sex.
by SlimyLimpDick69 May 19, 2017
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Hot Jen

An alcoholic beverage poured into a 4oz. glass comprising of 1oz Red Berry Ciroc, and filled the rest of the way with lemonade. With or without ice.
hello bartender I would like to order a hot Jen on the rocks
by Vinny lol. February 15, 2015
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hot hoop

a burning asshole from taking a shit after eating spicy food

also a fantasy football nerd
Donnie will definitely have a hot hoop after eating all of those wings.
by Philip Rivers January 7, 2014
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Hot Egger

An egger fart that is accompanied by the release of a just a little wet viscous aka shart at the same time.

While an egger fart smells like rotten eggs, the hot egger makes Emeril proud by kicking it up a notch with a lingering rancid, demon like stench that clings to the nostrils and in the worst cases, can be tasted a little bit.
The boys sleepover quickly ended when Damian dropped a hot egger and bros couldn’t get out of the basement fast enough.

I was in my work cube and though I could drop a silent one but it ended up a hot egger.

I had to run wipe my ass after that hot egger which left everyone in the break room gasping for air.
by Dick Onchin October 17, 2020
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