Arse-sonist

An.ass-maniac.who.rapidly.fucks.her mate's ass,enough for friction to set in.

"If you know a kind of person like that,he's probably an Arse-sonist"

by sir mix-alot September 13, 2007

Arse Frank

When drying yourself with a towel, the act of holding the towel at each end with the towel between your legs like a large 2 man saw and pulling it backwards and forwards.

Come here sweet heart we just need to dry you off after your shower. Open your legs so I can arse frank you..

by Ru H. May 20, 2008

arse-chops

The buttocks

If you dont shut-up, im gonna ram my fist between your arse-chops

by Dr Greenthumb April 22, 2003

arse munch

someone who is a disliked fool

"that man just flicked his cigarette into that school yard..what an arse munch!"

by mashcamo February 28, 2010

Arse-Biscuit

A term used when playfully or seriously intending to insult someone. Usually a person who has done the user wrong.

Arse-Biscuit!

C'mon man, I'm not that bad!

by Bizarre Key April 25, 2017

Arse Garnish

When your arse crack looks like an unused flowerbed after taking a dump

My girlfriend didn't wipe her arse properly after a good crap. She had enough arse garnish to make Alan Titchmarshs' garden grow.

by ravenutter September 8, 2013

Faggot arse

Faggot arse is a term to describe someone who is completely and utterly gay in all aspects of life and is openly cocky about it they will wear different coloured chinos , tank tops , flip flops. And weird hats and call themselves "swag" etc.

"Look at my new purple chinos and swag tank top" shouted the faggot arse

by kingcolm May 25, 2014