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Pre-teen

A person between the ages of 9 and 11, especially at 10 sometimes. It can start as early age as 8.
Me: "I can't believe I'm a pre-teenager/pre-teen, 11 is the last year of pre-teen."
Mum: "Getting a big boy/girl now!"
by LucaXtagVtag January 10, 2022
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Teen angst

Teenagers who think they have it rough also associated with playing the woe-is-me card aka teen angst
by Irvineisconfined September 7, 2021
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closet teen

A person - especially male - who is beyond their teen/college years in age yet still has the mindset and interests of a teenager, but who must pass themselves off as a mature, responsible person in order to fit into society.
The reason weed and boobs have the most slang terms for them is because the people who mostly come up with slang terms are teenage boys and closet teens.
by insideout1 December 12, 2012
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Teen challenge

Whenever your looking for a solution too the drug epidemic contact Teen challenge.
by Enjoyitmf11 December 2, 2024
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teen

A word invented by pedophiles to justify their lustful desires.
I can finally have my way with her/him now that he/she is a teen.
by AceLeRoux September 11, 2021
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irony-teen

noun /ˈaɪ.rə.ni ti n/

A digitally native teenager or young adult (typically 16-23) whose online persona is built on performative irony, detached humor, and carefully curated "chaotic" behavior. Irony-teens communicate primarily through layered sarcasm, absurdist memes, and meta-commentary that signals cultural literacy while maintaining emotional distance. They often adopt exaggerated personas or "bit" accounts that blur the line between genuine expression and performance art.
Jake: bro why did you send that crying wojak meme in the main chat

Tyler: it was funny lol, just the basic "me when monday" one

Jake: dude now all the irony-teens are quote tweeting it with their weird shit
Marcus: what happened?

Jake: look at this... screenshots "BESTIE WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO POST UNIRONICALLY 😭😭😭 the way this wojak is literally me but also sending me to another dimension... why is this the most devastating thing i've ever witnessed, i'm actually ascending"

Tyler: what the fuck does that even mean

Marcus: bro they talk like they're having a religious experience over a basic meme

Jake: and now there's like 50 replies all talking the same way... "this would kill a victorian child" "i'm literally perishing" "why is this so unserious"

Tyler: should I delete it?

Marcus: nah fuck it, let the irony-teens have their moment. they'll move on to something else in like an hour

Jake: it's just exhausting man, like can't a wojak just be sad without someone making it into performance art

Tyler: next time I'm just sending it in here lmao
by guy whos fed up July 22, 2025
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Teen Girl Syndrome

Whatever the definition is above, or the overemphasis of a message using emojis.
random girl with tgs: i like how she responds with a small ✨ slap ✨
chad: you have teen girl syndrome faggot
by I Killed My Entire Family November 18, 2021
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