My mother hates it when I refer to her favorite musical group as the Mo Tabs, rather than the Mormon Tabernacle Choir.
by Scott Lyles May 27, 2008
Get the Mo Tabs mug.Another typical pointless night of you and your friends doing drugs and drinking at a kitchen table at home, instead of going to a bar or disco. The fact that people keep changing the music you have just put on, seems to be considered normal, as well as a constant wave of racist/sexist slurs.
Carl: He john, how was your weekend?
John: Mwah, kitchen table blues with steve and dan.
Carl: You should really go out more dude.
John: Yeah, i know.
John: Mwah, kitchen table blues with steve and dan.
Carl: You should really go out more dude.
John: Yeah, i know.
by Rostiboots April 5, 2011
Get the Kitchen table blues mug.A tablet that you put in the dishwasher to make the dishes clean. It also makes you really want to eat it but you can't because you will die if you do. It is also Sam's weapon of choice. He put it in his mother's smoothie before she went to yoga because she used to beat him. She beat him every day until she died.
Scientist 1: we've analysed the body 3 times and we still don't know how they died.
Scientist 2: this can only mean one thing. It was a dishwasher tablet!!!!!
Scientist 1: oh no, we need to evacuate the facility immediately!
Scientist 2: darn it! I wanted to do a Hot Butter McFungus later! DAMN!
Scientist 2: this can only mean one thing. It was a dishwasher tablet!!!!!
Scientist 1: oh no, we need to evacuate the facility immediately!
Scientist 2: darn it! I wanted to do a Hot Butter McFungus later! DAMN!
by BOOIIIIIIIII March 29, 2020
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Get the enchanting table mug.The act of eating out a girls vagina, then snorting a line of coke up the belly and between their titties.
by Zak Kirkup March 9, 2021
Get the German Tabletop mug.A non-smoker out drinking in a pub with a group of smokers who is left alone, looking like a Billy No-Mates because all of his mates have been forced outside by law to have a smoke. Billy No-Tabs will often consider taking up smoking purely to avoid being left alone watching a load of half-drunk pints. May also be known as Billy No-Fags or Norman No-Smokes
Look at that poor bloke, he's on his own surrounded by other people's drinks, eyeing up the tab machine, he must be a Billy No-Tabs.
by Neil Young January 6, 2008
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