The broom closet ending

The best ending ever in videogame history, and probably the best ending in general. As featured in The Stanley Parable and The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe Edition, obtained by doing the hardest thing: stepping into the broom closet.
"OH, DID U GET THE BROOM CLOSET ENDING? THEB ROOM CLOSET ENDING WAS MY FAVRITE!1 XD" -Everyone who was lucky enough to experience the broom closet ending
by ThatOneHumann May 03, 2022
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Painting the wife's closet

The act of ejaculating inside the vagina.
I got home from work the other day and was feeling pretty rowdy so I took a chance at painting the wife's closet.
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came out of the closet

exposing to others about one's homosexuality
His mother cried for hours after he came out of the closet
by dawn June 16, 2002
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Closet Drama Kid

A person who sits at home listening to sound tracks from musicals and attends every school play. Tries to hang around with the real drama kids, in the drama rooms at school, or Starbucks (see drama kid). Wants to be in school plays, but is scared of being embarassed.
by Christoph Von Grinheim April 06, 2008
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Closeted loli lover

When you don't want to admit i, but you like loli's.
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2 minutes in the closet

2 straight men enter a closet for 2 minutes. What happens, happens

No rules
Me and tlyer played 2 minutes in the closet and Im pretty sure I won
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glass door closet

A term to describe a homosexual who is still in the closet, yet everyone else can clearly see their sexuality. Therefore the closet they are in as a glass door closet.
Johno: "Man, I think Ryan is definitely gay, but he says he's not."

Steve: "Yeah man he's gay, he's just in a glass door closet."
by kay lost April 26, 2010
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