Squirt boat

A vessel of such pure beauty that a man or woman physically excretes bodily fluid from the nether regions in pure

excitement.

Is that a 1976 bright orange Cruise Craft name 'Moonraker'? What a bloody squirt boat.

by womb raider August 9, 2017

squirt the oyster

Woman going for a piss

I have to go squirt the oyster

by Shaymans balls March 13, 2021

Squirt

Typically theatrical, other wise known as piss and cum. Mainly piss like a leaky faucet . Undesirable unpredictable and messy

She's such a squirter reminds me of my leaky tap
Squirter like squirtel but you don't want to catch it at all

by SCOTT(NOT RACHAEL) BUT IT IS May 16, 2019

Murphy squirts

Diarrhea at the absolute worst time possible.

"I'm on a first date, hottest girl I've ever gone out with, we go back to her place to fuck, and just as I'm about to cum I get the Murphy squirts. Painted a path from her bed all the way to the toilet. I guess she didn't see the humor in it, cuz she didn't want a second date..."

by Bottom-feeder Beater February 18, 2022

Period-squirts

When a female is on her period and farts, the blood often makes a noise once the gas from the anus hits it, making it sound like a squirt.

Angie: * Period-squirts*

Lucy: "OMG WAS THAT SHIT!?"

Angie: "NO! I'M ON MY PERIOD!"

Lucy: "Oh! It must have been Period-squirts . My bad!

by Kazcaz September 6, 2016

squirted

when chicken juice falls out of the plastic

oh my god the chicken squirted all over me

by sophia digian and carolkenzie July 23, 2021

Squirt

It's when a dollar store skeezer pisses everywhere after sex. Dumbasses think it's a women's cum which is actually physically impossible and in fact has been proven to be urine.

Dumbass shitbird #1: damn dude you had that fat, ugly ass bitch tina here last night!

Dumbass shitbird #2: yeah dude I'm the man, she completely soaked my sheets with her squirt.

Dumbass shitbird #1: you retard, there's no such thing! *sniffs sheets* it's fucking piss dude!

I made your mom squirt all over the walls!

by UnholyFartMaster August 5, 2025