Squeezel

A person or organization who attempts to squeeze every last dollar form one's pocket through weasel like means.

Those squeezels at the IRS said I owe five years worth of back taxes.

by WhtRbbt August 23, 2007

man squeeze

Not quite a hand job.

Machu Pichu: Hey did your girlfriend give you a hand job?
J-Kwon: Nah, not really, it was more of a man squeeze.

by J-kwon!!!!!! January 11, 2008

Squeemy

A greasy feeling in the anus. Associated with the sensation that you need to wipe your ass. But no matter how much you wipe the sensation still remains.

Damn... I've got the squeemy's so bad I've wiped my ass a hundred times and it still feels wet and greasy!

by Cowtown Slim August 19, 2009

Squeezer

One who plays with small children (under the age of 12) in a sexual manner.

by wizurd February 13, 2003

Squeezel

A Squeezel is something that one must like and or love, no related to any furry woodland creature. Commonly used in the form "squeezel" or "ilikesqueezels". Not a common name for a Korean game player. Rarely is it used in conjuncation with a clan or guild abbreviation.

Can be used in many creative forms, not recommended for use by AOL users.

by Josh November 29, 2004

Squeezer

It is when ones face turns red and they start clamping their hands until the shit themselves.

Jesse had started a Squeezer and shit himself so we had to spray him with fabreze.

by happyjoe1 March 24, 2011

squeeky windshield

After having sex with a woman with glasses you rub your dick back and forth on her glasses to clean up.

I didnt have a towel to clean up so I gave her a squeeky windshield.

by krisco5150 June 10, 2009