squat sauce

The act of accidentally defecating (crapping) whilst enjoying sexual intercourse or anal sex.

James was shocked to find his privates marinated in Judy's squat sauce during an intimate lovemaking session.

by crazybaby83 December 19, 2008

Vogel Squat

Inspired by Steven Vogel, a term used in weight-training to describe the motion, or rather, lack of motion in the squat lift. Starting at an angle of 180 degree angle from feet to ass, the Vogel squatter proceeds to bend his knees to form a 177.2 degee angle in a spastic, nearly unnoticeable motion. The Vogel squatter also emits a loud yell to assure that everyone is watching his awful lift.

Loni-"Tim Riebe told me he squatted 460 lbs. yesterday."

Andy-"That kid has got balls in his asscrack... I guarantee he Vogel squatted it."-

by Stallis' Finest January 19, 2005

cum twat squat

The process of effectively excreting the left over ejaculate remaining in the vagina once a man and woman have completed vaginal intercourse.

In the morning Mrs. Green does her daily exercises, the cum twat squat in order to make her yogurt for breakfast... SHE LOVES LEFTOVERS and she is environmentally friendly!!!

by Chrailey July 9, 2011

pop a squat

yardy know its when ya gotta shit and the only way to do it is to squat and pop it out.

MOOOve i gotta pop a squat, brittany get out of my wayy its comin out hot!

by bender j fry August 10, 2018

squat

1. To take a shit.
2. TO workout
3. To pee (for women)

by Danteezy Fo' Sheezy February 26, 2003

squate

A square shaped plate

You only get a square meal on a squate!

by Manngela April 29, 2008

jack squat

a polite way to say 'jack shit' meaning
nothing of value or worth

Front You some weed?
Dude, You ain't got jack squat to pay me with. Ya moochie assed cunt.

by Mr.Skullhead September 20, 2003