Freebase speed

Freebase speed is freebase amphetamine or freebase Ethylamphetamine. Amphetamine and Ethylamphetamine usually comes in solid HCl salt form. But freebase amphetamine and Ethylamphetamine is a liquid. You can smoke it or inhale the vapors. You can't mix freebase speed with water and drink it and you can't snort it. You would need speed HCl.

I turned speed HCl into freebase speed and then smoked it. It was awesome!

Freebase speed by HawaiianPunch1 July 31, 2021

New Jersey Speed Bag 

When a lady squats above you whilst you are laying flat and attempts to give you a Cleveland steamer, you immediately react by applying an uppercut to the lady's rectum and forcing the would be Mr. Hanky back from wence it came.

I was with this crazy ass freak last night! She tried to give me the ole' Cleveland steamer so I gave her the New Jersey Speed Bag instead!

New Jersey Speed Bag by New Jersey Speed Bag ASC. January 12, 2020

High-Speed 

A military term for someone who thinks ahead, and shows a good amount of dependability.

Can also be used in a negative manner, see example B.

Hey, high-speed, good work on getting the trucks up.

Hey, HIGH-SPEED, how about you take your weapon off safe before you try to fire it, how bout'that?

High-Speed by PVT. Bent June 15, 2008

Texas Speed Bump 

An armadillo or several armadilli which constantly get in the way of vehicles tires and come to an unpleasant fate.

"What's that I just done run over?"
"Hey that there's a Texas Speed Bump"
"Huh?"
"You know, an armadillo..."
"Oh ok"

Texas Speed Bump by rivertwigs April 21, 2010

The Speed of Sound 

The speed of sound is the distance from door to computer divided by closing media player and pulling pants up before mom says OMG

The Speed of Sound in an example: 5.2

The Speed of Sound by arkwind March 1, 2009

Light-Speed On My Dick 

When you masturbate while on shrooms, and your hand moves to fast, causing you to see thousands of hands simultaneously jacking you off.

James: Oh man! I was jacking off on shrooms! and I looked at my dick! and it was... it was...

Farva: Light-speed on your dick?

James: Light-Speed On My Dick.

Light-Speed On My Dick by Iamfarva April 25, 2010

That's my speed 

A statement used to communicate your preference for something.

-Coke or Pepsi?
-Coke, that's my speed!

That's my speed by frandom April 5, 2020