Simon

Hi mahal, wala lang gawa gawa ko lang to kasi trip ko lang pero totoo yung sinasabe ko HAHAHAH anyways takecare yourself and sana umabot tayo sa years, trust me abot yan. Never tayo mag b-break huh >:c hmp i love you mwa

Simon is the greatest guy I ever met.

by pearllovesyousomuch March 12, 2022

Rui Simon

He is really charming. He is nice to everyone.

I want to describe him as a attractive man I never seen before.
A talented human being. He tries the things that he really want.
He loves animal. You will never forget him.

Even boys love him. Many people's fantasize him .
He struggles sometimes but can overcome if he don't want give up. Don't let things hurt you. He is fun tho. Blessed with a beautiful smile.
Can be tough. Might transform into alien, joke.
Don't chase other people. Be who you are.
Help yourself so you can tend to avoid drowning yourself.

It's okay to cry and it makes you stronger.

Ken: Yoh bro, why you're so cute tell me.
Rui Simon: Should I tell you?
Ken: Yeah

Rui: Pay me first!

by NoneeJorgahn November 23, 2021

Simon Petrikov

A guy who bought a crown that ruined his life and caused him to go insane for over 1000 years while his fiancée became goddess of chaos for him to regain his sanity.

"Simon Petrikov is a sad old man and I love him at an unhealthy level."

by rosellias January 13, 2024

Simonism

Being a pedophile

Oh Jerry did you hear Micheal has simonism?
Oh so he is a pedophile

by Simon Delaney August 17, 2022

warren-simon

bruh what goofy ahh last name is this

warren-simon is a goofy ahh last name

by UNCOUNTABLE October 16, 2022

Posh tits Simon

Simon and his posh wanker tits

Look at him he looks like Posh tits Simon

by Simonnnn ma man July 13, 2017

Simon the Sexy

The most sexy bastard even if you're a boy you splooj at the thought of him. He runs a gay brothel and loves being fisted. His favoured thing to do is chimney you.

P1"OMG it's Simon the sexy who runs the brothel!"
P2"AAAUUUGH I love it when he give me chimney"
P1 & P2 * a shower of splooj*

by Jerad & Jermaine September 4, 2025