Shank

To stab someone with a knife; to fuck someone over, to fuck someone in the ass, to kill bitches

Dude if you dont stop being a jack knob, I'm gonna shank you!

by thatnolachix January 3, 2015

shank

to steal, such as the act of taking something without permission.

by joe February 26, 2005

My girlfriend was jerking me off last night but she just didn't do it right. What a shank!

by Annhialation13 April 19, 2017

I want a wank but I really need to take a shit and there isn't time for both! I know, I'll have a Shank!

by Mvfekker January 1, 2014

when someone Shits And Wanks At The Same Time

''Omg You Should Of Seen Me And Tracy Last Night... I shanked In A bucket And Rubbed It All Over Her Chest''

The word used to replace shit when my parents are around.
Used by my sister and her best friend.
Most commonly used when we all play cards.

Oh, shank! I dropped the whole deck of cards!

Shank... You're winning now.

by Vildar July 15, 2011

To masterbate (wank) at the same time as having a poo (shit)

I went to the toilet to have a shank.

by Master w March 11, 2018