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Second Spitter

When you misplace the spitter. Sometimes used in association with former New York Mets players.
Jerry: Newman, Kramer, if you'll indulge me:

According to your story, Keith passes you and starts walking up the ramp then you say you were struck on the right temple. The spit then proceeds to ricochet off the temple, striking Newman between the third and forth rib. The spit then came off the rib turned and hit Newman in the right wrist causing him to drop hisbaseball cap. The spit then splashed off the wrist, Pauses In mid air, mind you - makes a left turn and lands on Newman's left thigh... That is one magic luggie.
Newman: Well, that's the way it happened.
Jerry: What happened to your head when you got hit?
Kramer: Well... Uh, well my head went back and to the left
Jerry: Again
Kramer: Back and to the left
Jerry: Back and to the left, Back and to the left
Elaine: So, what are you saying?
Jerry: I am saying that the spit could not have come from behind - that there had to have been a second spitter behind the bushes on the gravelly road. If the spitter was behind you as you claimed, that would have caused your head to pitch forward.
by E i R a I m C November 4, 2010
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Seasonal nudist

A person who's nudist behavior is determined by season. They usually live in areas with prominent winters, places with seasons where it could become much too cold to keep up their nudist behavior
Person 1: Dude, what's with Natalie the Nudist wearing that jacket outside?
Person 2: She has to keep from freezing so she's become a seasonal nudist
by EmZajex May 19, 2011
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When you eat the other half of someone else's unwanted sandwich.
John ate Katie's second-handwich because he didn't bring a lunch to work.
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Second Life romance

A "romance" you have in the virtual world of Second Life while playing the game.It is kind of like having a more interactive facebook or myspace relationship.
Darco and Dona has a torrid affair in Second Life. They totally have a second Life romance
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secondary metabolites

Compounds which have found in natural sources like flavonoids, anthraquinones, alkaloids etc. These compounds don't play essential role like primary metabolites for the plants or other resources. Most of them can use as a drug or drug raw material.
Flavonoids are one of the most important secondary metabolites that show potent antioxidant activity.
by Secondary Metabolite May 2, 2022
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pirate season

A time period during the year were it is acceptable for a male to grow their beard in order to look more like a pirate. Typically held during the colder months of the year.
“Yarghh, Halloween be coming up and it be pirate season. Time for a beard!”
by AJ - Chicago October 24, 2007
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Lemon Season

Lemon season is the state of mind more commonly called, "being stoned". If it's lemon season you are smoking weed pretty much all night or day. This expression was made famous in the Roll Deep track, "weed man".
Guy 1: You coming round mine tonight? It's lemon season bro!
by Baggaz January 10, 2009
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