serbian seatbelt

(verb) The act or tying your penis to the security bar of a roller coaster as a safety measure to prevent death.

Thanks to the serbian seatbelt, jimmy only tore his penis off and not died from the roller coaster that had stopped upside down.

by That dude? June 5, 2011

Serbian massage

A very hard beating. In Serbia it´s known to be a common expression, especially in Belgrad. The Serbian expression is сербисцхе масажа

To give someone a Serbian massage

by masterofmassage April 10, 2013

seggie

pinche pinche frito pie mangina

seggie has a big boner because of jaed

by ToletPaper May 19, 2019

sereing

when your boobs are falling out of your shirt, usually purposely but on accident as well, and you need to pull up your cami/undershirt to hide them.

Hey, your sereing fix that and pull up your shirt hoe.

by bhomies August 13, 2008

Serbian Fudgecicle

A Serbian Fudgecicle is when a man moulds his own fecal matter into the shape of his penis, freezes it and proceeds to stick it in his butthole. He then waits for the poop to melt, returning to its original state and then poops the poop.

Guy 1- Why is there a frozen log of shit in your freezer?

Guy 2- It's so I can Serbian Fudgecicle later! Fun fact, that so called "log of shit" is actually shaped as my dick.

Guy 1- ...wtf?

by SausageTrain April 18, 2011

Serfing

To crush your lickspittle under the heel of your boot.

She found her workers relaxing instead of laboring and decided to go serfing.

by FuRyUs February 10, 2010

Serge Gainsbourg

French pop artist that came to fame for reasons unknown. Covered in English by Mick Harvey of Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds. See scumbag.

Say, that Serge Gainsbourg fellow sure is trendy!

by I no-scoped JFK May 22, 2008