semen eyes

When you ejaculate on a girls face, particularly her eyes, and let them dry. When she opens her eyes there will be an opaque lens of dry semen which she will look through.

Yesterday I fell asleep after a long night of sex and woke up with semen eyes.

by nerd-donkey26 January 25, 2011

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Semenals

Male ejaculate.

I didn't mean to, but when I climaxed I got Semenals in her hair!

by Expoiv August 8, 2011

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A Gay Pride fund-raising party or charity gala, where donations typically derive from wealthy, older gay men who attend in order to prey on the younger, poorer ones.

Only superficially resembling a party, these events tend more to emphasize social networking and jockeying for position within the local community. As the term implies, these events are often given over-the-top sexualized themes, if only to attract many attendees while simultaneously distracting them from the fact that there's no actual partying or sex going on.

The opposite of a semen mixer is a bachanal.

That party we'd heard about turned out to just be a semen mixer. It was like a box social from the 1930's combined with a women's sewing circle. We just left early and rented a movie instead.

by Limbo Fox August 7, 2011

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semen shelter

a term used when unable to say vagina in social conversation.

You don't want to go diving in a recently used semen shelter.

by doc.azn December 7, 2012

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Semen Smuggler

Usually a large cheeked person is needed and like a hamster they will store the semen for a later day.

Simon : "hey jerry i never managed to swallow your load quick enough so i stored it in my cheeks as we crossed over into wales."

Jerry : " ha dude you smuggled my semen!"

Simon : "oh no im a semen smuggler!"

by whiskey pack November 23, 2011

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