Apollo Ejection Seat

In a forced sexual encounter between two males where one male tries to penetrate the other male but the second male poops out the first male's penis with enough force to make a sound and create a moment of surprise giving the second man a chance to escape.

When they come for you bro, just hunker down make sure there are no snags and hit the Apollo Ejection Seat

by Boodlooder Jeet December 8, 2016

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no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User

by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024

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The Obese Seat

You can't fit in it if you are obese.

Aretha Franklin cannot fit into the obese seat.

by The Purple Unicorn December 17, 2012

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Stadium seat

When your butt tingles from sitting on a hard surface for too long.

I don't want to go to the football game, I get stadium seat from sitting on the bleachers.

by Amberleighta September 1, 2016

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Back Seated

Back seated or Back Seating is Where a person or more continuously “Talk” and leaves one person without input to say anything.

It also can mean sitting in the back of a vehicle.

1. Random friend: so there was this fish
Me: yeah an-
Other Random friend:oh that's cool
Me: uh-
Random friend: yeah it was cool

Me: hehe y-
Other friend: so you gu-
Me: motherfucker let me talk you both are Back seating me.

2. me: hey dude let’s go on a road trip

Random friend: awesome i’m gonna Back Seated the entire way.

3. I don't know why I couldn't talk the entire time it's like they Back Seated me.

4.hold on guys I need in my car I think I left something in the Back Seating.

by EpRBS March 20, 2022

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