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Apollo Ejection Seat

In a forced sexual encounter between two males where one male tries to penetrate the other male but the second male poops out the first male's penis with enough force to make a sound and create a moment of surprise giving the second man a chance to escape.
When they come for you bro, just hunker down make sure there are no snags and hit the Apollo Ejection Seat
by Boodlooder Jeet December 8, 2016
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Jesus seats

When you have tickets to a game in the nosebleeds, but they're really far from the court/field high up in the stadium, which is why they're called Jesus seats since you're so high up you can see Jesus.
Guy 1: I got tickets to the game!

Guy 2: Where are they? They better not be Jesus seats.
by It's that dude June 13, 2020
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Car Seat Bitch

A Car Seat Bitch, is a girl with the body curves like the top half of a car seat, when you’re sitting in the back seat looking forward at it.
Guy: “Damn girl you a car seat bitch”
Girl: “what does that mean?”
Guy: “you got a skinny waist and big hips”

Bro: damn Bruh look at that girls fat ass with those big hips and skinny waist

Bruh: damn bro she a car seat bitch no cap
by Bonkripper7666 April 11, 2021
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warm a seat

When you sit in a chair doing nothing for a long duration of time.
This class is easy, all you do is warm a seat and you get an A.
by hipsterhip November 18, 2019
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Door Seat

The seat of the person who has recently told a room silencing joke, one that would make all others feel awkward now that they have heard it. The person being called a “door seat” will have to exit through the door.
Brandon tells an awkward joke; others then proceed to call him a door seat, Brandon must now exit in shame.
by Ham-Hock June 6, 2018
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Wet seats

When a (puckslut) is watching a hockey game and her seat is (wet) from the players turning her on.
Dude I had like 6 (wet seats) at last nights game.
by Ozzgod101 February 4, 2020
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Arthur’s Seat

A nickname for a threesome for when you’re in Edinburgh.
They hiked Arthur’s Seat all night in Pollock Halls.
by chrisheynjr February 12, 2024
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