Schrodingers Softie

The complete opposite of Schrodingers Asshole. It's a person (Y) who sees something another person (X) said and will either cause a fuss and be offended, or be clever and pretend what the other person said is ragebait while pushing their personal feelings aside. It depends on whether or not the people around them find what X person said was offensive or not.

Bob: Yeah, I don't think chinese food is that good in general.
Jeff: How could you say that?
Bill: Everyone has their tastes, Jeff.
Jeff: Heh.. totally. He was just messing with me to get me mad.
Bob: Stop being a Schrodingers Softie, Jeff!

by ap0q March 18, 2026

Schrodinger

Adjective describing an object or concept that could be there, but at the same time, may not be there.

That ball is such Schrodinger, like, I saw it a second ago, and now, it's gone.

by LemionLaLemon February 15, 2025

Schrodinger's Ragebait

A statement comprised of the author's genuine beliefs that can be explained as ragebait by the author, defending themselves against critique, depending on the overall reaction to said statement.

Person 1 (Truthfully): The moon landing was completely fabricated!
Person 2: Holy shit there's no way you're that retarded!
Person 1 (Lying Bastard): Easiest ragebait of my life!
Person 2: Schrodinger's Ragebait 0/10.

by Gorbster1 February 23, 2025

Schrödinger’s Pedophile

When you’re in a chat room where everyone is 18, yet they are all likely teens. Everyone is therefore a pedophile and not a pedophile until you measure the age of the participants.

This entire aol chat room is nothing but a Schrödinger’s Pedophile experiment.

by Girthmiester March 1, 2025

Schrödinger's Influencer

An internet creator big enough to be sponsored, shouted out, or awarded by other big creators or brands, yet the average internet user has no idea who they even are.

"The latest Game Awards nominated a few people nobody's ever heard of for 'best creator'. Schrödinger's Influencer strikes again.

by Bob_Wire March 9, 2025

Schrödinger's Dick

Schrödinger's Dick: When someone mentions there cock size as a range for example 5-6 inches: their penis is in a quantum superposition in which is it simultaneously a range of sizes from 5 inches to 6 inches until observed with scale.

Example of Schrödinger's Dick Theory

Tony: My cock is about 5-7 inches
Max (parallel universe 1) : My six inch cock is bigger!
Max (parallel universe 2) : My six inch cock is smaller.

by oliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii March 12, 2025

Schrödinger's Guy

The very man who is class representative, the class No1 slave, the Batman who disappears with shadows/completely/, the true shadow warrior of 11IB-3 Co26, with utmost prowess in being Temowglie's most trusted enslaved black bastard son

The Schrödinger's guy says:"Temowglie, my lord and savior, your homework has been fulfilled to its content with thy name as the creator and originator by the administration of Moor Community of Niggaismic loyalty"

by Random Moor March 13, 2025