Having a steamie

Shooting web on a train as it toots

That Gunzel Michael loves having a steamie

by Portunes June 8, 2021

Uncorking the Salami

When a man cuts his penis so that the tip fills with blood. The blood crystalises, blocking it up, and then the man ejaculates, sending semen and dried blood everywhere.

"I caught him uncorking the salami all over her"

by Cumrag Adenauer September 8, 2022

Harami in the salami

A word used to refer to sexual intercourse with a man (usually chaste)

John: She's trying to do the harami in the Salami!
Monk: WHAT!?

by SalamiKing341 October 18, 2023

go barmy with the salami

To masturbate

"Let's go barmy with the salami"

by IvorBiggunFan March 23, 2024

Diesel Coated Salami Pirate

Diesel Coated Salami Pirates or Salami Pirates for short is another term for Lot Lizards, or Truck stop prostitutes

There's a Diesel Coated Salami Pirate going truck to truck offering her services

by The dirty trucker June 24, 2024

Diesel Coated Salami Pirate

Salami Pirate for short, Another term for a lot lizard or Truck stop prostitute

There's a Diesel Coated Salami Pirate offering her services to truck drivers

by The dirty trucker June 24, 2024

explosive TV salami

a specail type of salami that explodes when live on TV.

guy 1: look i got some explosive TV salami!
guy 2: nice!
guy 7 records the salami
guy 1: NOOOOO

by PotatoGuy2763 January 20, 2026