smoked stupid

When someone has been smoking weed for so long that their stoner haze doesn't wear off when their high wears down anymore. They are just that dumb/slow all the time.

Stoner while not high: Duuuuuude, where did you put the peanut butter???

Roommate 1: Uh, it's in your hand.

Stoner: Ohhhh yeahhhhh, huhuhhuhuhuhuh.

Roommate 2: (shakes head), man, he is smoked stupid. I remember back in the day when he used to be totally normal.

Roommate 1: Yeah. BEFORE college.

by offya January 3, 2012

coffee and a smoke

It's the new Netflix and Chill but when in public or with friends. How to ask your partner for sex in front of people... Coffee and a smoke..

Hey babe should we go for a quick coffee and a smoke??

by Skimpies On Tour May 14, 2016

to smoke beer

Usually means using cigarettes to inhale beer.
Putting a hole in a beer container then putting a cigarette in there and smoking from where you would normally drink.
This is basically considered a drug and I highly advice against doing it because you can develop asthma and get nasty infections.

- Yo, want to smoke beer?
-Sure. Give me a cig.

by Tartaluta June 19, 2021

Smoking Maria

Smoking Maria meaning the consumption or the act of smoking cannabis

I just got done smoking Maria and I am high as the sky my guy

by Skywalker 94 November 16, 2018

See smoke

It means you haven't understand anything that has been explained (Angolan slang)

person 1—How did the test go ?
person 2—rhum...just the way, I saw smoke💀(past)present (see smoke)

by realclownshit3435 October 13, 2021

smoking umbrella

A charred corpse found in a burning home..

The fireman screamed out " we got another smoking umbrella left in the hallway."

by trickydicky January 13, 2023

smoked bratwurst

While spooning -the inner spoon farts, smoking the outer spoon's bratwurst.

After my wife ate the chili Saturday at the picnic, let's just say I have a smoked bratwurst.

by The smoker December 16, 2013