Rob

Someone who is too energetic, comes off as annoying. you want to tell him to settle down with all his remarks and high sprung energy but then you realize that this is just the type of person he is. needless to say doesn't have a lot of friends just a small group of people who he hangs out with. probably one of the most energetic smart asses you'll ever meet in your life has no chill and seems to be always talking about something that no one cares about. people tend to try to avoid him just because its so hard to keep up with his energy.

Rob) so you know today this happened and than I was like no way and then this happened and I was like what double no way

Person 1) (in my head) please shut up please shut up please shut up.

by Krayons 213 April 26, 2023

Rob Water

When your raging alcoholic relative named Rob pours himself a glass that is 90% Vodka and 10% Water.

Ex:

"Whatcha got there Rob?"
"Some water."
"My God man, this is totally a glass of Vodka!"
"Didn't say it was all water."
"We'll just agree to call this Rob water."

by Derpy Leaf Horse July 27, 2019

Don't be a rob

Equivalent to don't be a bitch

Don't be a rob and and just get it done it's just work

by Stu_pedasso February 7, 2025

rob the cradle

a person who finds themselves in relationships with those much younger than themselves with at least a five year age gap

Look at how young that bitch is

Are you finna rob the cradle bro?

by sansxfuckyou March 2, 2022

Robbing a corner store

A black person that walks in without a mask because theyre face is the mask and they most likely are there to rob some grape soda or something.

Hey is that black man robbing a corner store?

by A blackie of the blackie September 21, 2022

Dick Robbing

Taking the fame of someone you were close too and who you also closely revered. Can be something as mundane as taking the credit for a joke. In dramatic cases assuming that person's identity entirely in some delusion case of you honoring them.

Picking up the baton that was dropped 2 hours after the race.

"I can't believe Rudy is dick robbing Rex Splode this hard."

by Randomthoughtsat3am March 30, 2025

Rob

Rob. Loud annoying as fuck! Usually has the smallest dick of all the men on earth! Tries to compensate.

Man! That poor chick has to deal w a rob! Man with small penis

by Flapjacks69 January 3, 2020