Redneck Bidet

The splashing toilet of water onto the buttocks region as a side effect of initiating flush #1 of a double-flush maneuver; primarily due to an extraordinarily stinky or massive dump.

I gave myself a redneck bidet because I blasted a major dookie and had to double flush.

by Stewie808 December 22, 2016

redneck cookies

Cookies made with moonshine

Cleedus please pass the redneck cookies

by BlameEula February 17, 2017

redneck culture

Fishing, hunting and noodling are cultural necessities. The rest of organized sports is too faggy, girly or top heavy with rich, lippy Knee Grows or Puerto Ricans such as are in baseball. Any serious Redneck is a NASCAR Historian and wept for days after Dale Earnhardt met his demise on that fateful day in 2001.

Google Redneck Culture for the ABCs of Redneck Culture

by Ruthless Goat April 17, 2017

redneck baptism

When you get a bunch of your redneck buddies all around you and they all put in a dip. They then proceed to spit all over you, making you into one of them. This is the redneck baptism.

"Hey Billy Bob, give my girlfriend a redneck baptism."

by Shagrath0666 October 16, 2017

redneck dozen

Nine.

Honey, I got you a bouquet of road reflectors, red ones your favorite color, a whole redneck dozen.

by Logizyme November 26, 2017

Rednecked bitch

A redneck that is also a bitch
Also used as a funny nickname or an insult to a redneck

That’s one rednecked bitch

by Austyn and hannah May 3, 2018

Rednecketry

Parents who drive a riding lawn mower with a trailer attached to pick their kid up from school...

Jon picked Sam up from school on a riding lawn mower, super rednecketry

by Rednecketry May 5, 2018