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putting the lid on the mayonnaise

Putting a condom on *after* you cum.
“Honey, I’ll be right there — I’m putting the lid on the mayonnaise!”
by no original thoughts April 29, 2022
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Putting the Boys in the Freezer

Person 1: Man, my hands are really cold.

Person 2: Have you tried Putting the Boys in the Freezer?

Person 1: Wowie! This really helped!
by Juli-poo June 11, 2023
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Put it in my ear

When someone says something so scrumptious, you tell them where to shoot you said goodie.
Person 1: A Ford Ranger is a good vehicle

Person 2: Why don’t you put it in my ear
by handlesog December 20, 2020
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put on a good hammer

Basically to get shit faced or unbelievably drunk. To get hammered.
Damn, its been almost 3 weeks since I put on a good hammer.
by Blaze bro 23 May 18, 2011
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Put the devil in me

by PookieRayRay December 27, 2019
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put in a good word

To tell higher-ups something good about a person trying to appeal to the higher-ups.
Jones: If I dont get this position I don't know what I'll do.

Bonnie Lee: Calm down, I'll put in a good word for you.
by /\/\AX |-|EADROOM April 24, 2019
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put the cat in the bin

An expression used to signify a harmful action without proper reason.

Derived from the incident in Coventry, England, in which Mary Bale placed a cat in a wheelie bin seemingly with no motivation.
I totally shouldn't have hit out at my buddy like that. I really put the cat in the bin with that one..
by ceebs123 August 25, 2010
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