He will let you down, a complete POS. A poser at heart. He will exaggerated his military service. And worst of all I tell, he will surrender when surrounded by the SWAT team and throw the white privilege card to get out of it like any Ted shits your pants Nugent wannabe. Will never actually stand up for what he says he believes, hence the ultimate poser.
Are you going to bitch out like Prison Mike, or are you going to shot it out until the until the end.
by StoneyCali June 1, 2021
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Get the prison cake mug.The first time prisoner defense is a self-defense move which involves pooping yourself or your pants in order to avoid being raped.
This can be done by both men and women in any context, but was popularized as a grimy prison tactic.
This can be done by both men and women in any context, but was popularized as a grimy prison tactic.
"Damn, I heard George is going to prison for murder. I hope he brings lube hahaha"
"Hahaha I hope he tries the first time prisoner defense out."
"Hahaha I hope he tries the first time prisoner defense out."
by BadgerNoise February 26, 2022
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Get the Prison mug.A slang term for Toilet. Often used when talking about making or mixing alcoholic drinks in a toilet.
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Get the Prison Pitcher mug.A phrase commonly used when one is distressed by something someone has done, expressing a feeling of being trapped in an unplesant situation.
Usually used when one laments being present for something, or being unable to escape it.
Usually used when one laments being present for something, or being unable to escape it.
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