poor man’s grip

When your home gym doesn’t have any heavier dumbbells, so you hold two in one hand.

I didn’t have any 75s, so I had to use the poor man’s grip.

by AcidityBM December 25, 2023

Poor Computing

When you have a 10 year old PC, which doesn't run modern software, but you try to make it run anyway.

My poor computing machine cannot run youtube directly, so I download the videos and run them locally.

by davidiw June 14, 2011

Poor Abbie

Whenever something bad happens to someone.

“That person just got hit by a bus, poor Abbie."

“That guy just got hit my lightening, what a poor abbie.”

by bigjohninnit October 5, 2022

poor boying it

Having to be fiscally careful and frugal because of a low bank.

I would like to meet for drinks and catch that band, but I am poor boyin it.

by ericmcc March 30, 2004

Poor man’s ass to mouth

When the receiving partner takes your member out of her ass hole & quickly cleans it off with a baby wipe, or light splashes in the hot tub cleaning off any faecal matter before inserting your penis in her mouth. Thus cheapening the experience.

I was doing Monica in the ass in the hot tub last night, then when I asked her if she wanted to taste it? She said yes, but splashed it with Hot Tub water a few times before she put it in her mouth. I feel like the chlorine really ruined. The taste for her and the experience for me. She gave me the poor man’s ass to mouth.

by TOJunky85 March 17, 2025

Have fun being poor

The proper thing to tell anyone who tells you they lost all their money in NFTs

"I lost my house because I took out a second mortgage to buy bored apes" "lol. Have fun being poor"

by Yhdycjgddjg June 20, 2022

Poor

Chicken Nugget Thirsty Fucks

Mate he's so poor. I biffed a chicken nugget at his head and he just bloody swallow it whole.

by ABloodehNumpty March 18, 2021