I’m Having a stroke please call someone

When you’re in the process of having a stroke and you nde to lte oothrse nkowwwwwwwwwwwwwww

David-“Why golly gee wilikers, it’s snowing outside!”

Geoff-“David please help I’m having a stroke please call someone

by StarchDisks December 6, 2022

Nigga Please

A cereal that has good shit on it, like I fucking want it right now.

Person 1: Bro your cereal tastes good. What's the cereal called? So I want to nut on this cereal
Person 2 (who is a whigga): Nigga please.
Person 1: What the fuck i'm going to beat your ass up
Person 2: No, Nigga please (shows the cereal)
Person 1: Ohhh, ok now OILED UP right now.

by yeezyeatsassalot December 23, 2023

Please go home

Get out of my house

Please go home

by Hitmantheman February 8, 2024

LET ME NUT PLEASE!

Begging to release climax, cum etc. (Males)

Man: "LET ME NUT PLEASE!"
Woman: "No."

by BigBrackBroi💔👿 April 9, 2025

Pleasing

Nick Cage

Daddy nick is pleasing to look at

by stewiestolemywashingmachine April 24, 2021

Please Help Me

Typically used in text when one individual is trying to receive nudes from another person. Users of the phrase are typically associated with fuck boys, bums, and generally insurable people. Although usage of the term, "please help me" is also often used by the more productive people of society ironically.

Joey sent Abby a picture of himself with the caption, "Please Help Me". With the goal of receiving adult images from Abby.

by Mr_Eisme March 20, 2024

Please speak English

It means you should stop speaking spanish and speak english in a video game because you are in a english server.

Please speak English, i can't understand you

by BruhMomentor August 28, 2020