philandropist

A guy who sleeps around with lots of girls which in his opinion is a service to womenkind. Other guys envy him.

Colin Farrell is a philandropist.

by Nic Z May 30, 2008

philadelphia

1. A city that is falling apart thanks to poverty and deindustrialization.

2. A place where people from the clean, safe SUBURBS of Philly claim to live, but the reality is only poor black people live in Philly, alongside the white, suburban population that temporarily calls the city home as they pursue their degrees at Temple, La Salle Drexel, University of the Arts or U Penn.

3. A place that, although already rich in history, got screwed out of becoming the capital of the United States because of the Dixieolopoly that forced the "compromised" location of present day Washington D.C.

4. A city that can't seem to produce a championship in any sport, no matter how promising each year looks.

5. Getting screwed over in general

Person 1: Have you seen the Census of 1940 and the Census of 2000?
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: What the HELL happened to Philadelphia?

I thought I had been handed a philadelphia when I was the last to get dinner, but I quickly remembered that the city had been shafted ten times worse than I had and I was exaggerating my own problems.

by Roger Clemens November 29, 2004

dr. phil

A texas born psychiatrist who has his own ridiculous talk show. Common themes include crack whores, obese people and abusive husbands. It's impossible to be chosen to appear on the show if your IQ is above 70.

If your addicted to drugs, you should go to rehab!
If you're fat you should go on a diet!
thank god for dr. phil, I never could have solved these problems on my own.

by yoitsashlee February 14, 2007

Philadelphia Flyers

A solid hockey team that plays dirty. Which is why that faggot Chris Pronger fits right in.

Hockey fan: Philadelphia Flyers are some dirty mofos.

by bloodredrage February 28, 2011

Philadelphia

AKA "The City of Brothers in Love"
1. A dirty, bum ridden sesspool with all of the vile attitude of New York, but with none of the charm
2. Best place to find a cheesesteak
3. An area of the country where no one knows how to drive.
4. a cesspool

1. "I got a workout from walking through the streets of Philadelpia; the profuse scatter of bums sleeping on the sidewalks created an obstacle course for me to highstep."

3. "When you visit Philadelphia, find some sort of an alternate form of transportation. You never want to step foot in an automobile, for you might lose your life or, even worse, pick up the bad driving habbits."

4. "There are nice and decent people in the city of Philadelphia, but don't expect to encounter any of them."

by perlberg July 25, 2008

Philadelphia Eagles

NFL Team who has never and probably will never win a Super Bowl. Comprised of thugs and "Wanna Bees", the team some how finds itself in the playoffs every year. They also tend to blow it in the really big game. The typical fan base is a brainless Philadelphian who would rather attack other teams fans at their home stadium than actually watch their bunch of losers take the field.

The Philadelphia Eagles are the modern day Buffalo Bills.......

Hey you catch the Philadelphia Eagles game.....
NO....
Yeah me neither don't they just suck.....

by RevSader September 30, 2005

dr.phil

someone who helps you kick your dead-beat,heroine-addict boyfriend out of the house, stop destructive decisions such as hitting your child or stop eating boxes of twinkies.

"He totally pulled a Dr.Phil on me & told me I needed to stop sleeping with my cousins"

by jaynya February 4, 2006