patrick schwayzed

wasted, to put it simply.
getting drunk
getting "schwayzee"

It's Saturday night, i'm about ready to get patrick schwayzed.

by cwalll May 11, 2009

Patrick Beals

One who maintains the status of a sexbomb

See that kid? He's very Patrick Beals today.

by illegalfranchise April 14, 2010

Patrick Stewart

A British actor best known for his role as Captain Jean-Luc Picard in the 1980s Star Trek spin-off series Star Trek: The Next Generation

Trekkie 1: Is it unpopular to say that I think Patrick Stewart is a better actor than William Shatner?

Trekkie 2: Nope. Shatner's a douche so I'd say it's alright.

by CelticEagle February 17, 2019

patrick ward

a white kid who is annoying as hell. he doesn’t brush his teeth so there brown as fuck. his breath stank as fuck, and he has no friends.

bro: we his teeth are brown
dude: I know he’s such a patrick ward

by da trufe do dawg December 18, 2019

Patrick Star

Cmon how could you NOT know Patrick Star?
He's seriously spongebob's best friend dumbass
He pink
He's a star
He's lazy

He live under a rock

That's all you have to know about him.

Who lives in a pine-rock under the sea

Spo-Patrick Star!

by D w e e b May 27, 2021

Patrick Bateman

not a sigma male, but rather an npc

14 year old boy: "patrick bateman is such a sigma male"
patrick bateman: *kills homeless man*

by skibbidybompmmbadap March 10, 2023

patrick stump

Patrick Stump (the leprechaun) is the lead singer from Fall Out Boy with Pete Wentz (werewolf/vampire mix), Andy Hurley (fairy princess), and Joe Trohman (giant from the beanstalk). He's not the best singer in the world but I still get orgasms from listening to him. Pete Wentz looks like a werewolf and who would you rather have sex with, a werewolf or a leprechaun? Some people might say he's fat, but he's normal...just normal. and when I become famiss we will have sex all the time.

Patrick: I am self conscious for some gay reason.
Me: Patrick, let's go make passionate love all night long.
Pete Wentz: Patrick, dude let me put chocolate all over your body then lick it off like I lick my guitar.
Me: Back off you werewolf, he's mine!

Patrick Stump is cute, so cute in fact that I spend every waking moment having sick sexual fantasies about him and Pete Wentz making out. Yeah baby.

by LeprechaunLover December 14, 2008