Double Parking Lot Surprise

When you're leaving a movie with your girl and she's wearing a miniskirt and out of nowhere you fist her vag and ass at the same time.

"Did you hear why Katie's having trouble walking? John gave her the double parking lot surprise after watching Mockingjay part 1!"

by patohoulahan March 28, 2015

Golden Parking Spot

When you get into a really bad neighborhood at night, and you find an open parking spot under a street light. (Cars parked under streetlights are less likely to be robbed, vandalized, or donut forked (See Donut Forking)

I Got so lucky last night when I went to a party, I found a Golden Parking Spot!

by Winter The Wolf September 25, 2015

urinal parking

to park a car in such a way that you are not directly next to other vehicles. Similar to how males prefer to pee at urinals.

Yesterday I wasn't to confident in my parking skills so I was forced into urinal parking my ride.

by honey_badger959 December 12, 2015

season parking

A long term parking concession sold to vehicle owners on a calendar basis

Season parking is also comparatively affordable.

by eusoo March 26, 2016

Bae Parking

Pun for Bay Parking. When you refer to parking your dick in your Bae's pussy.

Man, I'm a pro at Bae Parking. I don't need lessons no mo'. I'mma pass my test now I can Bae Park.

Geoff loves it

by Juicy Pancake September 17, 2016

garage parking

When one man shoves his penis into another man's penis hole

I love it when me and my brother practice garage parking.

by Franky Gaona August 31, 2017

No Parking

No Parking is an online persona who is found on Discord, claiming to be a sign (Although we all know she's a chick). If she is using vc, she's almost always on performance room.

Haven't you heard? No Parking totes has the hots for him

by B_lank June 17, 2018