Parental filter

Noun. 1. A filter that blocks out offensive items, predetermined by the authorities that added that filter.

Alice and Bob: Since current programming has content considered inappropriate to little children, we'll install a parental filter for a bit. Is that okay?
Charlie: Is Sesame Street filtered?
Alice and Bob: No, you can still watch Sesame Street and other educational programs.
Charlie: That's all good with me.

by Modern-Webster September 12, 2021

parent

Mother or father.

My parent is a good person.

by ZURB981634 February 10, 2022

parental affair

In that one episode of kimmy schmidt kimmy cheats of her boyfriend with his parents she said there was no definition but here we are.

i have no example parental affair does involve sex you pervs

by bbbbboby November 22, 2022

parents

dont get me wrong i couldnt be on this earth without them but man do I fucking hate them. there the worst people I've ever met, and I have one of the most shitty friendgroups ever. Genuinely curious if I don't do what they tell me to do what they're going to do, if they're going to hurt me, yell at me till I wanna commit, send me off to boarding school, genuinely cause what if I don't are you gonna send me off to the streets, cause that's child abuse and probably a bunch of other illegal shit. if they disown me my dad wouldn't have the heart with his stupid Mormon pussy ass. and my mom would prob commit too, honestly I may be the shitty child they all hate, but if I die or leave the family would go to shit. I don't wanna live with my grandparents either, so I guess ill just cope with music, fake fantasies in my head, and fanfics

user: u good u look like you've been crying

me: yeah i just fuckin hate my parents

user: why?

me: ... can we not talk about that

user: yeah.. yeah thats fine

by ilovemiso March 13, 2023

Your parental figure

A respectful alternative to "your mom" but for people with parents that are not female or don't go by "mom"

person 1: Your mom
person 2: My birthgiver doesn't want to be called that
person 1: Oh im sorry. Your parental figure 🥰
person 2: 😒

by uneryio October 17, 2021

Parent

The devil in disguise who won’t let you eat candy for breakfast.

PARENT: Good morning Johnny,
JOHNNY: could I have some candy?

PARENT: No.
JOHNNY: WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by MirakatFursona January 20, 2025

adoptive parent syndrome

Where a parent, intentionally or not, treats their nonbiological child, often an adopted one, more harshly or unfairly than their biological child.

"Why does she have to ask to eat when her sister does whenever?"
"Oh her dad has adoptive parent syndrome"

by learsi bottom June 5, 2020