Easy Bake Oven

Easy bake oven: When your toddler farts in their one piece pajamas and slowly unzip the top to release the gas. Similar to a Dutch Oven.

I was wrestling with Emmy and she Easy Bake Ovened me.

by TheJames333 July 12, 2018

oven

A deadly kitchen appliance that can severely damage fingers that get in the way while turning sausages. It is often documented that only "half of the oven" falls down and injures a finger during the sausage turning ceremony, however people have reported to have had a whole oven fall on their finger and sometimes even their brain stem.

(half of) the oven annihilated Azriel's finger

by oveninventor August 12, 2018

Oven

That thing your mom and Dad uses to make food hot. They told you to do it but you were too lazy.

Mom; "Honey can you get the pizza out of the oven,"
You; "But mom why can't you do it, this is is why dad left you,"

by BellRose369 February 5, 2019

Micro-Oven

An object in which a land shark sits upon

Justins’s Land shark sat on the micro-oven

by ❌🧢 February 7, 2019

dublin double-oven

A sexual act where two people poop on your chest while you drink a pint of Guinness.

Hey, last night Rosie, her roommate Karen , and I drank a bit too much and had ourselves a Dublin Double-oven.

by jellocakes69 June 3, 2018

Dutch Oven Staub

When you discreetly fluff a fart or toot under the blankets then unfurl it into your partners face. Upon impact you stab (or Staub) her in eye with your dick. This can only be accomplished with a raging boner.

She would have kissed me good night if not for the Dutch Oven Staub I unleashed.

by ContestPhenom November 9, 2019

Fetus Bake Oven

A situation that happens when you get knocked up for not taking Wanker Blocker.

I didn’t flush the cream pie in my cooter so my Fetus Bake Oven is activated.

by TheRealCrackBoots November 19, 2019